Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:
1. Never assume that a user is human. This can be very offensive to non-humans.
2. Do not make jokes about peanut allergies, anything that could be deemed a hobby, or anyone who passed away more recently than the year 1300.
3. Always use the hashtag #notascam. Otherwise, we will assume you are swindling us.
4. Tell three of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme.