Once again, the boys aren't subverting things hard enough.
Collect these covid tests anytime you wanna get out of work/friends/social crap and they're soft-brained enough to respect this silliness.
"hey can you pick up that trip to Los Angeles?"
"I dunno man, I'm running pretty ragged....."
"Jenny could really use some help, it's gonna be a long one"
"dang, man look at my covid test dude I'm positive shucks guess I have to quarantine you know they have new variants still running rampant out there that's why you're so sick, even though you have 4 booster shots!!!"
"dammit, that sucks, feel better, I'll have someone else take it for you"
RT: https://mastodon.social/users/LindaCollins11/statuses/111608428713331189