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1. pwm (pwm@crlf.ninja)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:35:52 JST pwm
   < World's shittiest webdev
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   • pwm (pwm@crlf.ninja)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:35:50 JST pwm

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     • Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc)
     @mja Yeah I used preloaded an image so I'm basically the Jesus Christ of web programmers
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   • Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc) (mja@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:35:51 JST Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc)

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     @pwm all modern webdevs are shitty, the rare good php/perl cgi dev wont get hired
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   • pwm (pwm@crlf.ninja)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:36:02 JST pwm

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     Today I centered an img tag and made it load quick
   • pwm (pwm@crlf.ninja)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:36:27 JST pwm

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     • Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc)
     @mja but my 12 line web page does load in like, 250ms no cache
     I want it to be speedier but I think I'm cucked by ping to the server cause the wait is almost exactly the RTT
   • Machismo (zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:36:58 JST Machismo

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     • Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc)
     @pwm @mja Whenever I get into an argument with people IRL about javashit I just load up my website and spam the refresh button right in front of them :^)
   • Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc) (mja@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:39:36 JST Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc)

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     • Machismo
     @Zerglingman @pwm unless i was cheating with cache, id do this if i had good internet
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   • Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc) (mja@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2023 07:39:38 JST Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc)

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     • Machismo
     • Maijčika 🌲 (Public Arc)
     @Zerglingman @pwm ive done on localhost though
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