What's the point of toilets that analyze your poop, if they aren't going to say (in a posh buttler's voice):
> Well shat, sir.
After I drop a duce?

It's just like all the Siri, Alexa, and Google Now, assistant garbage.
Why doesn't it respond to "Computer"?
Sure at first it would've been a bit difficult, but nowadays you can have it understand from context if you were talking to the device, or about it.

So anyway, nuke silicon valley. :tedksmug: