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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 05:57:53 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   The way you can tell if someone is a cock or laid back is by gauging their callsign. Cool guys and nice people who have friends in their unit will get funny, embarrassing ones about stories that happened while they’re in the unit.

   When you see shit like this: Monessa “Siren” Balzhiser, you know she doesn’t actually have real friends, and she’s too egotistical to get a real nickname.

   A cool dude will have a callsign like “Mole Rat”, “Streaks”, or “Shyster”. Assholes like this have “SIREN“ like she’s something badass.

   Ugh.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 05:59:16 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     She was shocked because she didn’t earn it.

     And sure, the jet does what you tell it, but what happens if you don’t tell it the right thing? Oopsie!

     Also note the other lady - her name is “Mother”, likely because she was the one nagging guys in the unit about cleaning up after themselves all the time. THAT is realistic.

   • eee 📈 💨 💥 (eee@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 05:59:47 JST eee 📈 💨 💥

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot that thing isnt competent, i'd only fly with some old dude named 'bad dick' or 'slick jim'
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 05:59:47 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • eee 📈 💨 💥

     @eee I knew an old guy who had “Juice”, because he had diarrhea once and couldn’t hold it in

   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 05:59:52 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Guy everyone loves: Richard "Prick" Chadman.
     
     Guy everyone hates: Richard "Zeus" Soyman.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 06:00:42 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

     @RupertvonRipp That’s “Mole Rat”

   • IsraelDelendaEst (israeldelendaest@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 06:00:54 JST IsraelDelendaEst

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot I reckon a man named Hubbard is in significant danger of being a Mother too. As in Old Mother Hubbard.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 06:02:14 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     This applies to all nicknames, too. When someone tells you everyone calls him “Hammer” you know he’s to be avoided.

   • ferrarilegends 🇸🇩 (ferrarilegends@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 06:08:08 JST ferrarilegends 🇸🇩

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot i wanna know the story behind lube as a callsign
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 06:08:56 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • ferrarilegends 🇸🇩

     @ferrarilegends He probably had some astroglide in his stuff when they deployed

   • Skrunt🚪 (james10550088@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 06:15:17 JST Skrunt🚪

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     • ferrarilegends 🇸🇩
     @ferrarilegends @WashedOutGundamPilot I notice the strategically placed toolbox obscuring the background fighters callsign.
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   • dia (dia@kurosawa.moe)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 06:15:29 JST dia

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     >streaks
     
     that's a guy who shit himself in boot camp 100%
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   • nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jan-2023 06:15:32 JST nugger

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot "HOLOCAUST" (CAUSED A TOASTER OVEN FIRE IN THE BREAK ROOM)
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 27-Jan-2023 00:36:08 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Gerfand

     @Gerfand Guarantee it’s because they deployed and she was always going to hang out wherever the dudes were playing xbox and immediately bitched about socks on the floor, crumbs on the bed, etc.

   • Gerfand (gerfand@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 27-Jan-2023 00:36:09 JST Gerfand

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot They probably would see her as a Milf if wasnt the fact they dont want to fuck her and she is not a Mother.
   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 27-Jan-2023 00:49:24 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • Gerfand
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Gerfand Apt. Still laughing they named her "bitch" in a plausibly deniable way.
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