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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 03:05:00 JST nixCraft 🐧

   You’re in a technical job interview. Your task is to fail it as quickly as possible. How do you do it?

   • Mel (palefailmel@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 03:06:44 JST Mel

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     @nixCraft “Is print spelled with one n or two?”

     Also, “typically I just ask someone on Reddit how I should code this.”

   • Brian Moakley (vegetarianzombie@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 03:20:24 JST Brian Moakley

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     @nixCraft Take a page from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels:

     Interviewee: "Excuse me, may I go the bathroom."

     Interviewer: "Yes, of course."

     Interviewee (not moving): "Thank you".

   • in_sympathy (in_sympathy@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 03:20:48 JST in_sympathy

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     @nixCraft you guys have this wireless thing in here , don’t you?

   • Douglas King (douglascodes@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 03:21:03 JST Douglas King

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     @nixCraft
     Uses TABS

   • Freevolt (freevolt24@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 03:36:13 JST Freevolt

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     @nixCraft Just walking away is not enough?

   • Paulo Matheus (dukeriulyck@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 03:58:07 JST Paulo Matheus

     in reply to

     @nixCraft Creating the first program without being a printing of"Hello World".

   • Ray Hayes (rayhayes@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 04:15:27 JST Ray Hayes

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     @nixCraft Am I the interviewer or the interviewee?

   • Isgleas (isgleas@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 04:29:21 JST Isgleas

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     @nixCraft
     A wha...backup? No, I am not used to that

   • Jaroslav Svoboda (multi_flexi@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 04:33:29 JST Jaroslav Svoboda

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     @nixCraft Because I am Sagittarius I should not use Python next week.

   • Serpent7776 (serpent7776@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 04:35:17 JST Serpent7776

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     @nixCraft "I'd rewrite it in brainfuck"

   • worstprgr (seishinlab@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 04:44:03 JST worstprgr

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     @nixCraft Redis? Postgres? Nah, I'm working with Excel sheets as a database.

   • Mikkke (vo1tage@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 05:23:05 JST Mikkke

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     @nixCraft "what's a switch?"

   • Arthur (averseabfun@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 07:02:55 JST Arthur

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     @nixCraft "Hold on, let me ask chatgpt and get out my whiteboard writer from Amazon"

   • Poketipoketipo ✨ (pokelain@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 07:08:48 JST Poketipoketipo ✨

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     @nixCraft Naahh I don't user debuggers. Why over complicate things when you can put printf everywhere ?

   • Psycodepath (psycodepath@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 02-Dec-2023 07:14:33 JST Psycodepath

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     @nixCraft dissing the tech stack the company is using in a superficial yet arrogant way.

   • Mattaeus S. Isenberg (mattaeus@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Dec-2023 18:50:31 JST Mattaeus S. Isenberg

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     @nixCraft ask about work life balance..