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@Meemoo Samurai
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@Ronnie21093 I like Samurai armor but I take issue with the serving a master and stabbing yourself out of shame bits tbh
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@Meemoo @Ronnie21093 You'd only be told to kys if you are terribly incompetent, have weird fetishes or mistakenly offend a superior for being socially inept. So yeah, Cowboy for me I couldn't possibly survive 1 day being a Samurai.
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@Meemoo With being a cowboy, I'd probably end up being on the run from the law all the time, and with being a pirate, the above point AND I have to deal with the unpleasantness that comes with being a pirate. Neither are really good environments for raising a family.
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@Ronnie21093 fair points.
I like the idea of being free and not constrained to society but I hate the sea so it's a cowboy's life for yours truly
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@Ronnie21093 @Meemoo Truth be told most cowboys were ranchers. The whole reason they existed was to drive cattle from their ranches to towns that had trains to sell for profit.
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@kf01 @Meemoo @Ronnie21093 Yeah but cowboys are silent protagonist-style stone-cold chudcel, I'd have to engage in smalltalk as a Samurai, it'd be over for me.
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@Kerosene @Meemoo @Ronnie21093
>Probably wouldn't survive one day being a samurai
>Elite of society, practically the West Point Armchair general of the time
>Spent most of the time pubstomping unarmed peasant farmers on the side of the road and sleeping with geishas.
Cowboys
>Lived off the land
>Fought near peer opponents in the US Army, Plains Indians, and other armed to the teeth outlaws
>Constantly facing the elements
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@kf01 @Kerosene @Ronnie21093 consider the following
Samurai:
-no gun
Cowboy:
-gun
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@Meemoo @kf01 @Kerosene @Ronnie21093 Samurai did have guns, while they weren't great they still had them
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@Meemoo @Kerosene @Ronnie21093
Based and funpilled
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@Meemoo @Kerosene @kf01 @Ronnie21093
No gun? :aniwhat:
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@poopernova @Kerosene @Ronnie21093 @kf01 fair point :zt_naruhodo:
I guess it depends on which era of the samurai you're looking for.
Because at some point they were mostly used for hunting due to lack of external enemies
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@Meemoo @kf01 @Ronnie21093 @poopernova Now that you mention eras, do we even have a "cool guy" archetype in the modern era or are cowboys the cut-off point? The only thing I can think of is the typical noir lone wolf detective.
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@teknomunk @kf01 @Meemoo @Ronnie21093 @poopernova Oh that's a good one. A lot of the portrayals are kinda lame but some are top-notch. Still needs something physical to fight with, you can't just smack your enemies with an IBM PC keyboard.
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@Kerosene @kf01 @Meemoo @poopernova @Ronnie21093
Maybe computer hacker?
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@Meemoo @Kerosene @kf01 @Ronnie21093
>Samurai
>no gun
?????
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@SNEK @Kerosene @kf01 @Ronnie21093 scroll up homie
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@SNEK @Kerosene @Meemoo @Ronnie21093 someone already posted this with that exact same pic.
Dead Fediverse Theory is real
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@kf01 @SNEK @Meemoo @Ronnie21093 Some niggas just don't read the whole thread before they reply, that's why you see so often that someone replies with the sauce for something yet there continues to be a constant stream of posters going "omg artist???".
(I'm niggas)