By age 25 you should be
:kot1::kot2::kot3:
:kot4::kot5::kot6:
:kot7::kot8::kot9:
By age 30 you should be
:fat1::fat2::fat3:
:fat4::fat5::fat6:
:fat7::fat8::fat9:
By age 35 you should be
:niggafat1::niggafat2::niggafat3:
:niggafat4::niggafat5::niggafat6:
:niggafat7::niggafat8::niggafat9:
And if this ain't you maybe you should have laid off the :hapter: