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1. CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 18:35:29 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
   I'm currently in a noise war with my upstairs neighbor. The current situation is this:
   
   1) I have the defensive advantage of being one person in possession of earplugs and noise cancelling headphones, against two people who do not have earplugs.
   2) She has the offensive advantage of being upstairs.
   3) The apartment manager is aware that the noise war has begun.
   
   I'm looking to claim the offensive advantage in a fashion that doesn't pin me as the culprit. Given my capabilities, the annoy-a-tron would be ideal...if it was still being sold.
   
   Does anyone have any recommendations for a similar device? One of you crazy bastards has to have used one of these, and I'm in serious need of it.
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   • Machismo (zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 18:35:46 JST Machismo

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Just record sex noises and play them when their parents come round.
   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 18:36:45 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Machismo
     @Zerglingman Upstairs neighbor is a single mother.
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   • Machismo (zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 18:37:01 JST Machismo

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Damn. Niglet?
   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 18:38:34 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Machismo
     @Zerglingman Both coons.
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   • Machismo (zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 18:38:51 JST Machismo

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Damn. (2)
   • Heavens Feel (heavens_feel@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 06-Nov-2023 19:23:12 JST Heavens Feel

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Maybe set up some annoying music on infinite repeat
     1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkpSsdQCaKY&t=24s
     2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK6rZzzjl9c
     3 - https://youtu.be/YR6YAgVIljg?si=4s946Al7VTJrOSfM