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1. Ars Technica (arstechnica@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:40:51 JST Ars Technica

   Elon Musk wants your “entire financial life” on X by 2024

   X's success as an everything app will "exceed" China's WeChat, Musk says.

   https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/10/elon-musk-wants-your-entire-financial-life-on-x-by-2024/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

   • Lars Fosdal (larsfosdal@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:42:23 JST Lars Fosdal

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     @arstechnica Which is why there is zero chance for me signing up.

   • 1 Fuckering Light (monsoonrains@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:43:25 JST 1 Fuckering Light

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     @arstechnica Is this nice man going to offer 20% interest on savings? 🧐

     I think that's literally the only thing that would make me at least consider.

   • 𝕂lima𝔾öre 𝔻ominik 🚄🌹🌻🏎️🏁 (gleisplan@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:45:28 JST 𝕂lima𝔾öre 𝔻ominik 🚄🌹🌻🏎️🏁

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     @arstechnica

     😬

   • Space Wrangler (space_wrangler@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:51:31 JST Space Wrangler

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     @arstechnica
     File under: delusional nonsense

   • Danroid (danroid@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:53:50 JST Danroid

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     @arstechnica I don't trust anybody who volunteers to be the banker in Monopoly...

   • A Baby Ate my Dingo (jmbarten@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:54:45 JST A Baby Ate my Dingo

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     @arstechnica the hardest of hard passes

   • local area ian :yikes: (ecn@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:54:54 JST local area ian :yikes:

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     @arstechnica ew gross no

   • NovemberMan (novemberman@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:56:36 JST NovemberMan

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     @arstechnica Dear #Elon : Fuck no and Fuck You. Want in one hand, shit in the other, see which fills up first. Idiot.

     What a moron 🙄

   • Ray Ryan (rjrjr@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:57:45 JST Ray Ryan

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     @arstechnica Thank you for giving this man the amplification he so desperately needs and richly deserves. 🙄

   • ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ (spacemagick@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 00:59:58 JST ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞ

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     @arstechnica Yeah, right.

   • amartya00 (amartya00@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 01:07:41 JST amartya00

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     @arstechnica It's kind of funny how profoundly stupid this guy is!

   • Fubaroque (fubaroque@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 01:12:31 JST Fubaroque

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     @arstechnica Makes you wonder why he did not simply buy WeChat… did nobody on Twitter suggest it to him? 🤔 🤭

   • Freevolt (freevolt24@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 01:21:23 JST Freevolt

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     @arstechnica your platform is barely keeping users. 'Exceed'...

   • Marcus Jenkins (marcusjenkins@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 01:21:45 JST Marcus Jenkins

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     @arstechnica Space Karen wants "my entire financial life on X". I wouldn't post what I had for breakfast on his shitshow website. ROTFLOL

     #LoveWhereYouWorked #birdsite #xhitter #SpaceKaren

   • ShinigamiDad 死 (shinigamidad@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 01:26:57 JST ShinigamiDad 死

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     @arstechnica

   • EVHaste (haste@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 01:58:47 JST EVHaste

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     @arstechnica He can’t even manage his own money responsibly, and he thinks people are going to trust him with theirs?

   • Dan (casper042@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 02:19:37 JST Dan

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     @arstechnica LOL, I won't give them $8 a month but he thinks I'm giving them control over my financials?

   • Dingus Krampus (dinguskrampus@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 02:48:05 JST Dingus Krampus

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     @arstechnica KEKW

   • Aral Balkan (aral@mastodon.ar.al)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:19:40 JST Aral Balkan

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     @arstechnica Fuck that.

   • Nately Net (natelynet@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:20:01 JST Nately Net

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     @arstechnica cool, 2 months to go then 🤣🤣😍

   • zeruch (zeruch@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:30:27 JST zeruch

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     @arstechnica "Elon Musk wants your “entire financial life” on X by 2024" Elon can go catch a brick.

     The many is about as trustworthy as Caligula's taint is sanitary.

   • Vladimir Savić (firusvg@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:31:10 JST Vladimir Savić

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     @arstechnica What could possibly go wrong?

   • floydgump (gumpfloyd@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 03:54:36 JST floydgump

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     @arstechnica

   • VoxelTrots (davet@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 05:24:04 JST VoxelTrots

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     Good luck, dumbass!

   • Erfin (erfin@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 05:48:31 JST Erfin

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     @arstechnica 😂

   • RG (ravigupta@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 06:57:56 JST RG

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     @arstechnica He claims a lot of things.

   • cultdev (cultdev@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 12:28:51 JST cultdev

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     @arstechnica his disdain for his audience’s intelligence is astounding

   • Prior Industry 🇺🇦 (prior_industry@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 17:11:45 JST Prior Industry 🇺🇦

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     @arstechnica Why would you look at anything Musk has do at Twitter and then think "I want to bank with this man"? Tell him one of his Memes is lame and he will block your ability to buy groceries.

   • John (amazing_joncon@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 28-Oct-2023 22:36:57 JST John

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     @arstechnica not much chance of that when you are banned from Twitter!😂

   • freediverx (freediverx@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 29-Oct-2023 20:03:17 JST freediverx

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     @arstechnica
     Future narrator: “ It didn’t”