@nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit @MeBigbrain thank you for this it’s nice finally knowing what the hell that book is about and this is much better than reading a boring synopsis
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:12 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks -
Captain Fuggetaboutit (captainfuggetaboutit@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:13 JST Captain Fuggetaboutit I MEAN THERE IS NO "DEALING" WITH THAT
YOU DIE OR YOU FIND A WAY TO REMOVE THE CURSE
ONE IS BORING THE OTHER REQUIRES YOU TO HAVE A FUN ADVENTURE INTO ANCIENT OR HIDDEN SECRET CULTURES WHICH PROBABLY WOULD MAKE FOR A GREAT GAME BUT WAS NOT THE WRITERS INTENTION AND WILL NOT HAPPEN MOST LIKELY
BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE RUSSIAN THE EVIL WITHIN -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:13 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit @MeBigbrain YOU DONT GET TO KNOW WHETHER THE "FUN" ADVENTURE SUCCEEDED
THE BOOK ENDS BEFORE WE LEARN WHETHER THE WISHGRANTER GRANTS THE WISH OR HOW IT DOES
IN FACT ITS NEVER MADE CERTAIN WHETHER IT EVEN WORKS
IT PROBABLY DOES BECAUSE ONE CHARACTER IS SAID TO HAVE WISHED FOR SOMETHING AND HES CLEARLY GOT SOME MIRACULOUS STUFF GOING FOR HIM -- BUT THAT COULD BE SOME DIFFERENT THING THAT HE FOUND IN THE ZONE AND NOT THE WISHGRANTER
AN ACTUAL VIDEOGAME ADAPTATION OF ROADSIDE PICNIC WOULD BE LIKE A SIERRA ADVENTURE GAME WHERE THERES TONS OF WAYS TO FUCK UP AND TAKE THE WRONG STEP AND DIE BUT ONLY A FEW CORRECT WAYS FORWARD
PLUS DICKHEAD TRAPS
THE BOOK BEGINS WITH ONE CHARACTER DYING FROM A MYSTERIOUS OUT OF NOWHERE HEART ATTACK HOURS AFTER HE BROKE SOME BARELY VISIBLE SPIDERWEB LOOKING STRANDS ON AN EXPEDITION
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nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:14 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit @MeBigbrain THE BOOK WAS -- ALIUMS CAME AND WENT AND LEFT THEIR TRASH AND THAT TRASH IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE REALITY BENDING TREASURES THAT EVERYONE IS TRYING TO GET
THE GAMES ARE -- WOOPS TURNS OUT IT AINT ALIENS -- ITS SOVIET IDEOLOGUE SCIENTISTS TRYING TO BRAINWASH THE WORLD INTO SOVIET IDEALISM UTOPIA AND THAT FUCKED WITH REALITY
THE POINT IS THAT NOW THAT USSR FELL APART THE SOVIET IDEALISM IS ALIEN AND EXTERNAL, EVERYONE IS DISILLUSIONED
THESE NIGGAS IN GREEN TUBES IN THE ENDING MAY AS WELL BE SPACE ALIENS
THE OLD SOVIET STRUCTURES FROZEN IN AMBER ARE NOW AN ALIEN LANDSCAPE FULL OF DEADLY ANOMALIES -- ITS LIKE THE ZONE ITSELF IS A CHARACTER FAMILIAR BUT ALIEN AND WANTS YOU DEAD -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:14 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit @MeBigbrain LIKE UNCORKING KING TUTE'S PYRAMID AND GETTING A FACEFULL OF MUMMY CURSES -- PERFECTLY REASONABLE STUFF, BUT FROM A CULTURE THATS GONE AND NOW ALIEN TO YOU, SO NOW YOU'RE DEALING WITH A MALICIOUS GHOST OF SOMETHING LONG GONE -
Captain Fuggetaboutit (captainfuggetaboutit@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:15 JST Captain Fuggetaboutit no, its ukranian fallout, (or some other balkanized country that is very gay) which is gay
"oh no the big bad government has locked us in the zone and we cant get out, oh man isn't nuclear energy i mean aliens terrible?" -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:15 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit @MeBigbrain NUKES BAD IS NOT WHAT ITS ABOUT
ITS GOT THE SAME THEME AS STORIES ABOUT THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY AND THE LIKE
I AM OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS, LOOK UPON MY ITEMS OF MATERIAL CULTURE THAT NOBODY ALIVE CAN UNDERSTAND ANYMORE, AND GET KILLED BY THEM -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:16 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit SEE THE RUSSIANS WANT ALL THE SAME STUFF BUT WITH THE REFERENCES TO USA CULTURE BEING REPLACED FOR REFERENCES TO USSR CULTURE
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Christmas Coon (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:16 JST Christmas Coon @nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit Isn't STALKER Russian Fallout? -
Captain Fuggetaboutit (captainfuggetaboutit@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:17 JST Captain Fuggetaboutit MEMES ARE FINE OTHERWISE IM SUDDENLY NOT INTERESTED
ILL TAKE THE SERBIAN FALLOUT CLONE INSTEAD
AND AGAIN FALLOUT ISN'T THE FOCUS OF MY POINT ITS JUST THAT THERE'S SO MANY FALLOUT SUCESSORS AND MANY OF THEM ARE GAY -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:17 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit WELL WHAT MADE FALLOUT GOOD WASN'T THE MECHANICS OR ANYTHING -- IT WAS THE SETTING AND WRITING
SO YOU HAVE A PRETTY SLIM CHANCE OF FINDING A GOOD SUCCESSOR UNLESS YOU GET THE SAME WRITERS ON BOARD
FANS WILL MAKE THEIR OWN TAKES ON IT -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:18 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit THE ENTIRE GAME IS BASICALLY JUST MEMES
ITS FALLOUT TIER HUMOR BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE NUCLEAR EXCHANGE, IN USSR
THERE IS A LENIN MAUSOLEUM
THE LENIN MUMMY MAY OR MAY NOT BE A COUNTERFEIT -
Captain Fuggetaboutit (captainfuggetaboutit@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:19 JST Captain Fuggetaboutit AS LONG AS THATS NOT JAY IM SEEING ONLY KINO SO FAR -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:19 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit IT IS JAY -
Captain Fuggetaboutit (captainfuggetaboutit@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:20 JST Captain Fuggetaboutit IS THAT THE ONE THAT DOES SILENT HILL BETTER THAN SILENT HILL BUT YOU DONT WANNA PLAY IT CAUSE GAY -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:20 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit THATS THE ONE -
Captain Fuggetaboutit (captainfuggetaboutit@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:20 JST Captain Fuggetaboutit WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
"OH THERE WAS A GAME I USED TO LIKE BUT IT WAS ABANDONED BY A SHITTY COMPANY, I WISH THERE WAS A FAN PROJECT" AND THEN ONE COMES OUT BUT SURPRISE THE PROGRAMMER IS WEARING PROGRAMMERS SOCKS SAME THING HAPPENED WITH (INSERT MOTHER CLONE HERE), (INSERT BALDUR'S GATE CLONE HERE) AND (INSERT FALLOUT CLONE HERE)
LIKE PROJECT WINGMAN AND UNDERRAIL SEEM TO BE THE FEW SPIRITUAL SUCESSORS TO DO IT RIGHT -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:20 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit PROJECT ATOM IS A FALLOUT GAME
BUT ITS LIKE FALLOUT 2
IT HAS LE FUNNI POP CULTURE REFERENCES
LIKE IM PRETTY SURE THERES OLD RONALD REAGAN WHOSE PORTRAIT IS JUST REVIEWBRAH WITH AN AGE FILTER -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:20 JST nugger @CaptainFuggetaboutit OH NO THERE'S A TON OF THEM ACTUALLY -
nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Jan-2023 12:37:21 JST nugger I WOULD BE UNABLE TO PLAY THIS DYKE HORROR GAME ON ACCOUNT OF DESIRE TO PROTECT
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