In 30 years I’m going to have my homebrew AI assistant scan the old lady’s social feeds for this comic before sending the sons down to shovel the snow from her driveway
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Oct-2023 05:29:20 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Oct-2023 05:33:11 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks “hello I’m leaving this message because I was curious as to why I saw your kids shoveling cynthia’s driveway even though she’s a full block away from your house, but me and laqueesha’s homes were both passed right by”
“oh you can afford to hire people, you were bragging about all that money you saved on having children at your fancy email job, right? Remember? you’re the “cool wine aunt with mysterious wealth“ and all? And well, come on. Bye bye now”
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Christmas_Man (christmas_man@thebag.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Oct-2023 05:44:41 JST Christmas_Man Oh, you slipped and fell in the shower, nobody is showing up? Hope you remembered to pay your LifeAlert bill and that your insurance covers the ambulance ride: while you wait, please enjoy the painful reminder of your lifestyle choices. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this.
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