So, the Melon Husk wants to charge $1 for new twitter accounts.
Therefore I just created a new twitter account before his flying monkeys could implement that feature.
Hint: it's called @cstross_exit for now. When I delete @cstross on November 6th, I'll immediately rename the new account to @cstross, thereby hopefully stopping folks seeing all the should-be-deleted-but-probably-aren't tweets from the old account.
Because fuck you, Dilbert Stark.