up early to scale-out an already scaled-out redshift cluster. client gives me a gift-card to starbucks (for my trouble) which i've not had in years. who drinks this piss?

doesn't even taste like coffee, more like chemical sad water.

note to my future self, all starbucks giftcards go directly to darknet market.

ps to my future self, ignore what i said about starbucks giftcards on darknet market, harm-reduction mode engaged.