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1. KushanaFan01 (kf01@breastmilk.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 00:03:22 JST KushanaFan01

   • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
   @matty
   Wanna hear a joke?
   
   A mafia godfather boss suddenly finds out that his assistant Jack stole ten million dollars from him. Jack is deaf which is why he was put into the role.
   
   When the godfather goes to interrogate Jack about the missing money he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
   The godfather tells the lawyer:
   "Tell him to spill out where the money is."
   The lawyer nods and signs the message out. Jack responds in sign language:
   "I don't know I swear."
   
   "He says he doesn't know, he swears by it." The lawyer spoke to the mob boss, who irately took out a pistol and put it to Jack's head.
   "Tell him if he doesn't start talking I'll spill his brains out!
   The lawyer signed the following message to the distressed assistant, who surrendered and signed back:
   "Ok you win! it's in a brown briefcase buried in the back of my cousin Vinny's house!"
   
   Seeing Jack's response, the godfather looks at the lawyer: "What did he say?!"
   
   The lawyer replied: "He said you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
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   • Christmasfrend🎄 (centurianfrend@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 00:03:40 JST Christmasfrend🎄

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     • Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
     @kf01 @matty Here's another joke:
     
     Israel.
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