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>Had to get a package intercepted by UPS before delivery
>Told to call the robot line
>Spell out the entire fucking tracking number
>Toaster doesn't listen
>Do it again
>Doesn't listen, get hung up on
>Repeat x2
>By the third call I'm screaming at the toaster to give me a fucking person
>Tells me it can't give me a person without a tracking number, hangs up again
>Call #4
>Put a lid on my boiling rage, politely comply with the robot's requests
>It finally hears the tracking number when I slowly read it out
>Transfers me to Pajeet
>I have to give Pajeet the tracking number again anyway
Whoever is responsible for this robotic atrocity deserves nothing short of death by scaphism. I am not being hyperbolic.