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1. coldacid on 🔥 (coldacid@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:11:52 JST coldacid on 🔥
   I am expected to drink four litres of liquid laxative on Monday, fuck my life
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:12:17 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @coldacid you're gonna be squeaky clean after that
   • coldacid on 🔥 (coldacid@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:15:29 JST coldacid on 🔥

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @coolboymew that's the plan, yeah
     
     Colonoscopy first thing Tuesday morning. Doctor isn't native to the country so I am claiming that I'll be anally probed by an alien
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:16:15 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @coldacid Oh yeah, my Dad has done this twice now. That also means that you will basically have to go to the toilet on a whim for like 2 weeks after
   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:17:38 JST cool_boy_mew

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     • 'ol Mitch
     @olmitch @coldacid the what
   • 'ol Mitch (olmitch@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:17:39 JST 'ol Mitch

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @coolboymew @coldacid *smirks in mcrib story*
   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:20:17 JST cool_boy_mew

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     • 'ol Mitch
     @olmitch @coldacid ohhh, your story
   • 'ol Mitch (olmitch@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:20:19 JST 'ol Mitch

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @coolboymew @coldacid ...
   • coldacid on 🔥 (coldacid@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:20:40 JST coldacid on 🔥

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @coolboymew my brother had one a few years back and never said anything about frequent shits afterwards, but they did force him to stay in the hospital until he farted
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   • cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:21:16 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @coldacid
     
     Well my bad had his inside lasered because hemorrhoids? So it might be different
     
     >until he farted
     
     What
   • coldacid on 🔥 (coldacid@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 13-Oct-2023 08:24:43 JST coldacid on 🔥

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     • cool_boy_mew
     @coolboymew apparently they pump air up there too when they scope your ass, and they want to make sure you can get the air out yourself afterwards because otherwise it can fuck things up more in the intestines
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