@coolboymew
USB thumb drives are really fucking cheap these days. Hypothetically, half of the three dozen you carry should have random Linux distro live disks on them. At least. The other half should be either really easy to break encryption with bullshit silly memes, and the other half should have edgy memes for which the encryption keys can't be extracted, except after extreme physical violence to your person.
And don't carry anything that's actually important, obviously.