Conversation

I've been thinking of ways to talk positively, to "rizz" someone up, for a while now, in order to figure out how to talk in ways that enchant others.

As practice, I thought about replying something along the lines of "Being on a cute girl, why wouldn't they be?"

I believe, however, that line makes me sound like a creep, and did not say that.

However, my natural instinctive reply would've been something along the lines of "You can see some of the mold from her fridge growing in them" and would've made me sound like an asshole.

Any clever reply would be perceived as attention-seeking and wouldn't be looked favorably at, nor responded well to.

A sad reply is for people who need therapists who've refused to see one.

An angry reply is for people who don't enjoy their lives who seek to bring others' down.

A non-sequitur would be in its name; nonsense.

This is made difficult by the fact the very nature of most online posts are often made without the intent of needing a reply, as most things are simply statements, due to this message's construction, although written as a question, is in reality a statement about how cute it is.

There only exists the generic responses of agree or disagree, with varying degrees of intensity and their reasons of agreeing and disagreeing.

In order to stand out, the most successful methods that others have managed to do is through adding their own value into their message and its expression.

However, it runs the risk of failure, of being perceived badly, and simply being generic due to people being like everyone else.

That being said, the question of whether or not it's worth standing out should be brought up, as the intent may change how to go about it.

Most people believe and likely would answer, if genuinely honest, is that the only reason they want to stand out is because of the fame, appreciation, and admiration of others.

This is not necessarily a bad thing, but when the actions toward a goal are more obnoxious than they are admirable, they are revolting.

However, the question regardless should then be what is the most effective method of success, such that one gets what they want in the most aesthetically pleasing way, as that is necessary for obtaining what one truly wants.

Effective socialization can obtain more than simply friends or some woman; it can form groups and build power within people as societies, in a role akin to a king in his kingdom.

It is also with that reason that those born with such talent often fall onto the thrones of life as they're raised by the others in their life.

With all that being said...

This is not the only time I've overthought whether to respond to something or not, and if so, how to respond, to even something as menial as a bot posting prime numbers in sequence.

I haven't gotten any closer to knowing what or how to talk even when I try to do case-by-case analysis.

The day I seek is having the power to cast a spell with my words alone to summon a fervor in all near to even the most mundane of topics to seem the most enchanting and memorable moments of their lives.

But where and when, I do not know, let alone how.

So I abandon my train of thought until it repeats the next time I see something I either want to respond to or feel like I could respond well to, only to be stumped.