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@ChristiJunior I know someone already posted it, but it deserves another post of its own.
Is there anything approaching this peak of comfiness?
- :awoo_tired: shotgun snuggler :clownpiece_smug: likes this.
- :awoo_tired: shotgun snuggler :clownpiece_smug: repeated this.
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@ChristiJunior I'm sorry to say Samus-fans, but Samus is *mid.*
Has she ever had any great songs written for her? No, she's just a blonde woman a Japanese man put in a blue spandex suit.
There's only one *rational* option.
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If you think about it, all the level music from something like super metroid is based on the levels, the place the glorious software pira- I mean space pirates are at. She has no theme music. She's a tool of the galactic federation man, or ZOF (zionist occupied federation.)
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@ChristiJunior Not to mention she's the quintessential holy wolfgirl.
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Yes, though there aren't any sentient life on those planets. Still, some hero you are if several planets full of resources and priceless artifacts are destroyed under your watch.
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@SuperSnekFriend @Griffith @ChristiJunior @AngryWraith >some hero you are
last i checked she was a bounty hunter. i don't think she cares about being seen as a hero.
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@SuperSnekFriend @Griffith @ChristiJunior @AngryWraith don't the planets she goes to inevitably blow up
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@AngryWraith @Griffith To be fair, Samus does actually clash pretty viciously with the Federation in Metroid Fusion, and while they apparently make peace afterwards, it's probably only because Samus' skills are desperately needed to keep the galaxy at peace.
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Why does galaxy-spanning federation rely so heavily on one woman, however capable for a single job? :senkoHmm:
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She's a woman. She always cares about people praising her.
I wonder what her galactic instagram is.