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1. Suzu :miku_happy: (suzu@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:50:04 JST Suzu :miku_happy:
   OK, so check this out:
   
   Earlier today (more precisely this morning), there were a dad and son at a bakery talking to each other, and they were said to be "joking about lawyers".
   
   Then, a fucking law student that was in the bakery took offense of this and went to confront them. The argued for a bit, then the law student fucking pulls a gun and shoots the son 4 times.
   
   BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
   
   In the altercation, a tempered glass door exploded (the accounts are a bit odd, some say a bullet hit the door, some say the guy who was shot fell back through the door), and a glass shard hit the law student (again, accounts vary: he was hit either in the stomach or in the neck), and the bleeding dude fleed the scene in his car, which was a bullet-proof version of a Ford Fusion.
   
   BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
   
   Again, the accounts of this vary, there are some news places that say the guy just lost a lot of blood, but there are reports saying that the guy was so dumb that he managed to shoot himself in the leg while driving, and he lost control of the vehicle and hit a pickup truck that was coming in the opposite direction. The truck driver went unscathed, and he saw that the driver of the Fusion was looking to be in a pretty bad shape, so he decided to come out and help him.
   
   BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
   
   As I mentioned, the Ford Fusion was an armoured car, and with the hit the driver's car got stuck in a way that was not openable, and the door was not easy to just bend, so the truck driver was basically trying to bust it open with a crowbar to save the dying law student.
   Then, a lady who was driving by thought the truck driver was trying to rob the guy in the Fusion, and decided to help.
   By running over the truck driver with her car.
   
   
   End results:
   The law student is dead
   The son who got shot 4 times is in the hospital, but reports say his condition is fine
   The truck driver got a sprained ankle after he was run over
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   • LoliHat (lolihat@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:50:03 JST LoliHat

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     @Suzu I was waiting for the punchline where the law student sued everybody and won in court.
   • Suzu :miku_happy: (suzu@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:50:03 JST Suzu :miku_happy:

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     • LoliHat
     @LoliHat the fun fact is that the guy may not even be a "law student".
     As I said, the reports vary a lot, I've read these news in 5 different places already, and they all have some diverging details.
     Two news sites say the law guy was someone who fancied himself a lawyer, but he was literally practicing without a license, since he was dropped from the national lawyer association we have here and that all lawyers should be affiliated with, and he had a criminal record that prohibited him from working as a lawyer either way.
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   • Lover of the Rebellious Knight Mordred (mordredsimp@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 12:50:06 JST Lover of the Rebellious Knight Mordred

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     @Suzu Sounds fun
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   • Ryu (ryuuji@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 14:05:47 JST Ryu

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     @Suzu holy fuking shit, it's like someone pressed the "DRAMA. NOW." button lmao.
     
     Law student got instant karma.
   • ninja8tyu (ninja8tyu@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 17:01:58 JST ninja8tyu

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     • LoliHat
     @Suzu @LoliHat so someone pretending to be a lawyer
     
     got offended on behalf of all lawyers
     
     then tried to do the things real lawyers help convict with guilty verdict on people for
     
     and failed to kill anyone but himself
     
     i feel bad for that son, but he's got one fucking hell of a comedy story to tell people now
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   • salty_apollyon (rlier23@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 17:02:23 JST salty_apollyon

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     @Suzu no this seems straight out of a tv show
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   • Immahnoob (immahnoob@varishangout.net)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 17:03:24 JST Immahnoob

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     @Suzu Little improbable happenings one after another with no eye witness to corroborate properly, isn't real life funny sometimes? :nep_happy: