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@skye People that use NodeJS for the back-end: "You can't tell me what to do!"

Also:
- Powershell: You really give it your all to not just use Linux.
- C#: You want to use Java but don't actually want to use Java.
- Swift: You like anything Apple... But you like *anything* Apple...
- FORTRAN: The banks are holding you hostage, aren't they?
- Golang: You want to make C developers feel like sane people.
- Lua: You're playing Roblox.
- TypeScript: You got tired of JavaScript type coercion memes.