Thinking I ought to buy one of these from a thrift store once riot season starts up again. Leave it in the trunk as handy escape equipment, like sneaking out of the soviet union in a border guards’ uniform
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 18-Sep-2023 06:07:39 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 18-Sep-2023 06:10:36 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks I should be able to find one in 3xl, so I can blouse it over a plate carrier, then cut in slits on the chest to draw mags out of.
Just like the rubber coated terminators, from afar I’ll just look like a bit ol’ fat pervert….until they get closer and spy the hard edges sticking out at odd angles and notice I’m NOT another friendly, submissive asexual
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BitterPill (bitterpill@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 18-Sep-2023 06:11:03 JST BitterPill Probably won't be enough. Get a brightly colored wig and fake tits too and practice screetching IT'S MA'AM. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 18-Sep-2023 06:11:03 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks ballistic helmet covered with a bright pink afro wig
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