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I am not removing the original concept of bacon from this plane of existence, and replacing it with a slightly worse one. People will still enjoy it, and they won't even remember how things were, but I will know. This is my revenge for being told over and over how cured meat doesn't spoil overnight. Almost like it predated refrigeration. Thank you for telling me fedi, my life is improved. The west is saved.