“yeah you need to find a foreign wife like I did! That’s the trick! My kids love her!!!! oh, no, from a first marriage, my ex wife was from the same town as me, we went to high school together, did the whole dance, but marriage is tough, you know?”
“When I met Trung on longdistancepenpals.net I knew I finally met my soulmate. Anyways, you know a good notary for cheap? She’s hounding me to update my will!”