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1. :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l . (owl@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:08 JST :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .

   No more excuses. Go get married right now.

   • salty_apollyon (rlier23@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:01 JST salty_apollyon

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     • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:
     @Owl @skylar so...
     you guys need money for the wedding?
     im willing to pay to see this story continue :sip_cat:
     luithe likes this.
   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:02 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     @Owl same. just like me but worse, given my taste in women.
     
     if we had a kid they'd bully one of their classmates to suicide by 7th grade and one of us would just say "based" when the principal called
   • :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l . (owl@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:02 JST :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .

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     • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

     Okay I do actually say based out loud but that’s only because my brothers started doing it-

   • :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l . (owl@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:03 JST :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .

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     • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

     My kids would be horrible. Mouthy. Sharp-tongued little demonoids.

   • :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l . (owl@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:04 JST :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .

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     • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

     You have to stop being fun when you’re married don’t you know?

   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:04 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     @Owl if anything that's when the real fun starts
     then you get to have kids, and do fun shit with them that you haven't done since you were a kid
     
     but you gotta know your limits. i went to one of those trampoline places with my little cousin and i pissed off all the muscle groups in a short couple hours
   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:05 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     @Owl ......why not?
   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:06 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     @Owl it's not nearly as bad as you think it is
     some day your husband will tell his close friends about this cute thing his wife does, a couple will immediately reply with "based", and one will say his sister did the same thing when they were kids
   • :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l . (owl@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:06 JST :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .

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     • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

     And if I’m married I can’t blast Kamen Rider music.

   • :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l . (owl@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:07 JST :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .

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     • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

     I just realized that being married to someone means living with them

     and they can dissect all my autistic mannerisms

     and hear my sleep talking

     oh hell no

   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Monday, 11-Sep-2023 14:27:08 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     @Owl get over here then
     i can't fix you, but we can be terrible together