Imagine falling in love with a girl and she talks up a storm about how amazing her mom’s cooking is but when you go to her parents house you only ever have stuff like this (latchkey kid feed)
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 04:52:43 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 04:59:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks I’ve learned to fear the “good cook” mom, they create some truly terrifying sloppa.
There was ONE who made her own pizza rolls that were pretty good, it was like, flaky pot pie crust w/ savory meat. Most of the rest were…..ugh
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❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️ (supersnekfriend@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:07:15 JST ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️ My brother in nigga, if my future gf truly made that, then she's a keeper. :jahy_oooh:
Love me pb&b sandwiches! :SagaNom:Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:07:33 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks technically missing the mayo, but that’s close enough you should call me “my brother in floyd”
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:08:35 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks “sweetie it’s a special occasion, we’ll be making our philly twink dogs for everyone at the wedding!!!”
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:09:47 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks Yeah, I call it “latchkey feed” because it’s disgusting unhealthy slop they ate all the time, the true forerunners of the white obesity crisis.
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eee 📈 💨 💥 (eee@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:09:48 JST eee 📈 💨 💥 can we return to tradition and offer criminals up to volcanos? -
eee 📈 💨 💥 (eee@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:09:48 JST eee 📈 💨 💥 no you dumb lying cunt, being abused doesn't make you stronger
there's no nobility in being tortured
fuck your slave work ethic -
Cunnyoisseur :NSFW_Stamp: (cunnyoisseur@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:10:25 JST Cunnyoisseur :NSFW_Stamp: 💬 Readers added context they thought people might want to know Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:10:42 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks thank you, a part of me couldn’t tell if I was drawing on some corrupted databank to recall that half-memory
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King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:15:32 JST King_Noticer I ate like this too, peanut butter and mustard because there was nothing else to eat except dog food (I also ate the dog food) -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:15:32 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks Should have had prepper parents, so then your dad is always telling you to “eat those MRE’s before they go bad” (expiration date a decade past already)
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Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc (nierenstein@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:17:36 JST Nierenstein: Romcom Villain Arc Might need to workshop the name -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:17:36 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks “we call THESE our short n’ curly bussy fries!!! They’re curly fries, but we used to make them before going on a long bus ride so they’re easier to eat on the go!!!”
“uh…..mah? Maybe a diff. name”
“hon you’re new to the family, so you don’t know yet, but the NAME STAYS on mamma’s recipes!!!!”
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:27:17 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks I had super old, mushy cookies, where you could tell she’d see nutter butters and think “tasty” up until she had 3 and figured we’d eat the rest a few months later
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King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 08-Sep-2023 05:27:18 JST King_Noticer It was either what I got or go to grandma’s where I get plenty to eat but it’s all sugar free diabeetus food that tastes like hair product
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