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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 04:58:09 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   • Blouie

   BTW it’s really satisfying to just audibly, theatrically say “UGH” while rolling your eyes and slumping when you’re annoyed by strangers

   If they’re friendly they’ll be a good sport, if she’s not then she’ll seethe about it all week and rehash the story 10 times
   
   RT: https://poa.st/objects/dc00317f-0a7d-4948-80b5-f17d6a88c237

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:05:07 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Blouie

     Mentally I was thinking about drive-by interactions w/ strange women but the principle works there, too. It’s just a little human thing, people respond well to them

   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:05:08 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • Blouie
     Woggy is describing negging and it'll make her talk to you again
     If she comes back and says it again, tell her "you know what would make me smile? A BLOWJOB."
   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:10:14 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Blouie
     Or "I'll smile if you give me your phone number"
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:10:14 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Blouie

     That’s like THE boomer pickup line I’ve heard the most. They think they’re so sly, being a fat 58 yo guy asking the part time desk chicks for their number like that.

     Funnier to ask for her myspace, then scrunch up your face like SHE’S the crazy one for not being on there

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:12:37 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Blouie

     If it’s someone you like at work just be fun. Tell her you don’t know how to smile, then a few hours later when things are slow walk by and “practice” to her face like this, shake your head, and walk away

     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h-gLh3p5a4

   • Blouie (blouie@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:12:38 JST Blouie

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     I literally could not say that
   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:12:42 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • Blouie
     Well if it worked for the boomers itll probably work for 22 year olds too
     You can always try the nigger approach of yelling HEY BITCH, that seems to work sometimes but idk if I'd want a woman who responds to that
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   • givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:28:32 JST givenup

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Blouie
     cuz chronically introverted people have huge mental blocks around saying assertive shit htat have to be worked out over years, and he ain't been practicing.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:28:32 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Blouie
     • givenup

     I hated it as a kid, but my dad/gramps forcing me to go talk to women really undid that fear. I was fairly shy, but facing a 5-mile walk home if I didn’t ask for a cutie’s number got me over that hump.

     Once you realize they’re more afraid of you than you are of them, it gets easier. Easier still if you can make them chuckle or have a happy, lighthearted interaction w/ a stranger. People just want to be happy

   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 05:28:33 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • Blouie
     Why?
   • givenup (givenup@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 06:04:57 JST givenup

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     • Blouie
     to fair i practiced on my own, the only time my dad ever did something like that to me was "go drive that 4wheeler up there say 'ass gas or grass nobody rides free' 🙄
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