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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 00:41:15 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   ……when you think about it, I bet the average guy on here sees more family-positive, aspirational-parent media than the average roastie. I don’t see anyone here talking about how kids would make their life worse

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   • mr bigot (c@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 00:43:05 JST mr bigot

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     Interestingly in direct correlation with your trust in jews
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 00:48:02 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Girls online: “ew, could you imagine? I can’t have a kid I’m only 29, I couldn’t live out my dreams like traveling to paris, italy, london! I’d be RUINING my life before it even begins!“

     Guys online: “If I had a baby tomorrow it would be the coolest thing ever, I know I’m nineteen but I’d be the best dad, imagine how excited my little toddler would be when I tell ‘em I have the whole day off to play together, we could go ride bikes in the morning, cook something for lunch, and then watch my fave movies while building legos on the carpet….man, that would be cool. I wonder if I need health insurance for that.“

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 00:56:05 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • King_Noticer

     You do have to be ready for getting one that just doesn’t gel w/ you, too. Can’t place too much hope that they’ll turn out how you want, that results in friction.

     I just want to find some commonality there and really hammer on it

   • King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 00:56:06 JST King_Noticer

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     I want a little tiny man in my house that I call sport, and I teach him the true gamer ways of the world and feed him grilled cheeses
     
     I believe everyone else should also want that :akko_angery:
   • Max Mustermann (maxmustermann@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 02:43:46 JST Max Mustermann

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Triplets? How juice had he shot into her?
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 02:43:46 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Max Mustermann

     {Holds up Polaroid of noticeably pregnant anime wife w/ triplets}

     This is your wife on Vril

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 06:05:03 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Max Mustermann
     • Tyler

     wouldn’t we all

   • Tyler (tyler@1611.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 06:05:04 JST Tyler

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     • Max Mustermann
     Man I would love triplets.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 06:28:05 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hollyjollytailspike

     I don’t think either of us have super high-energy blood though.

   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 06:28:06 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     Your Legos will be scattered around the room, he's not going to want to watch movies, he's going to punch you in the head until you punch him back and when you do he'll laugh and start throwing things at you
     It's like living with the tasmanian devil but also bam-bam
   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 06:37:44 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     • Hollyjollytailspike
     If you asked her she'd say I'm a high energy crazy man but I'm timid and docile compared to my brother, dad, and uncle. Idk
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 06:37:44 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Hollyjollytailspike

     after years of stimulants I finally got my systolic to 110. As a kid they used to freak because I was barely at 90/40 all the time. It’s why I cottoned to stuff that made me feel something other than lethargy early on.

     Now w/ a neetwife I know I’ll be fighting off the slug life in our prospective children

   • Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Sep-2023 06:37:45 JST Hollyjollytailspike

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     I don't have it and neither does my wife but it does run in my family
     I've got a high-powered mutant in my house, you might have one too.