Russian anecdote, bash style

A guy worked as "IT person" in a small-to-medium company. Never talked to anyone. Fixed printers, servers and so on.

One day, he came to accountants to fix a printer. Barely said hello as usual. But one accountant girl decided to strike up a conversation and asked him:
"By the way, how old a re you?"

The guy stopped to stare into infinity for a few seconds, then answered:
"Far too old"
Got up, went to HR, and resigned.