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1. nixCraft 🐧 (nixcraft@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 16:21:49 JST nixCraft 🐧

   Please tell me how fast your internet speed is, but use the wrong unit.

   • Brynawel (brynawel@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 16:24:24 JST Brynawel

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     @nixCraft

     21.3 CoT (cups of tea)

   • number137 (number137@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 16:28:40 JST number137

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     @nixCraft about 1.6kg of SSDs per month

   • Psycodepath (psycodepath@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 16:28:48 JST Psycodepath

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     @nixCraft 150 kilo fluffs per square hamster

   • Kirk (justbrogrammer@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 16:31:00 JST Kirk

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     @nixCraft
     It clocks in at about 800 parsecs

   • Aleksei � Matiushkin (mudasobwa@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 16:37:53 JST Aleksei � Matiushkin

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     @nixCraft next to 256B carrier pigeons.

   • SimplyEr1c_ (simplyer1c_@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 16:59:17 JST SimplyEr1c_

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     @nixCraft 90vh

   • Pyra32 (pyramida@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 17:07:42 JST Pyra32

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     @nixCraft 25 s/mb

   • spikederailed (spikederailed@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 17:11:14 JST spikederailed

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     @nixCraft I use Charter(only option). My speed is 5 tcp retransmits per 100.

   • q.bin (qbinary@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 17:45:38 JST q.bin

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     @nixCraft 2 di/h (Debian image per hour)

   • wimletzer ✅ (wimletzer@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 19:14:25 JST wimletzer ✅

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     @nixCraft 1000 QBits per cubic Ohm

   • Pinchito (pinchito@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 21:08:52 JST Pinchito

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     @nixCraft my internet connection is half a trilobite 😅

   • Cassman (cassman@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 21:12:09 JST Cassman

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     @nixCraft 300mph

   • Cabbage Merchant (_cabbage_corp_@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 21:42:06 JST Cabbage Merchant

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     @nixCraft 100 Cbgs/cart

   • Picturavis (picturavis@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 21:53:33 JST Picturavis

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     @nixCraft It's over 9000!

   • metatron (tetrahedron@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 22:14:56 JST metatron

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     @nixCraft 20% VAT

   • Jon (jon_giraffe@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 23:12:46 JST Jon

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     @nixCraft Its fiber so 600 lumens down/up

   • FrayJay (frayjay@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 00:17:57 JST FrayJay

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     @nixCraft 100megatons/km² with dropouts of course

   • Anarchy Inc (anarchyinc@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 01:04:33 JST Anarchy Inc

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     @nixCraft obviously 100 parsecs/s

   • Albert Witteveen (albertwitteveen@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 02:16:46 JST Albert Witteveen

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     @nixCraft 5 latency excuses per game

   • hernanca (hernanca@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 03:25:24 JST hernanca

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     @nixCraft 300 MHz upload, 50 MHz download.

   • Brad (burkettlabs@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 04:15:02 JST Brad

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     @nixCraft 160,650 Bytes/hour.

   • pan_demonium (pan_demonium@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 04:31:22 JST pan_demonium

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     @nixCraft
     I'd say about a half horse faster than a wagon carrying printouts of the webpage to my house

   • Michael 🤨 (thepurplemonkey@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Aug-2023 06:18:28 JST Michael 🤨

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     @nixCraft I live in a more rural area, so the fastest I could get was 1.5 burritos per Joule

   • Dawid (djvdq@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 02:16:33 JST Dawid

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     @nixCraft 1 tonne of coal per year

   • therius (therius@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 06:11:18 JST therius

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     @nixCraft 12 minecraft ticks

   • Jakub Jíra (blobaa791d@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 15:54:32 JST Jakub Jíra

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     @nixCraft about eleven, sir

   • Martin (thatfrogue@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Aug-2023 00:35:09 JST Martin

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     @nixCraft 0.5x the speed of light.

   • Leah (leahh@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 03-Sep-2023 03:53:42 JST Leah

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     @nixCraft Rougly 3 busses

   • Boyko Vatev (traffopost@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 03-Sep-2023 17:01:01 JST Boyko Vatev

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     @nixCraft 100€

   • PhDog 🇮🇪 (dogfox@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 03-Sep-2023 22:05:00 JST PhDog 🇮🇪

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     @nixCraft

     52 furlongs/fortnight

   • Tommi Nieminen (tomminieminen@mastodontti.fi)'s status on Monday, 04-Sep-2023 00:42:35 JST Tommi Nieminen

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     @nixCraft 10 oil tankers or 20 baseball fields, Murrican style.

   • Niels Roetert (tuxlife@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 22-Sep-2023 01:35:28 JST Niels Roetert

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     @nixCraft 125.000.000 baud

   • Tofu Golem (tofugolem@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 23-Oct-2023 03:28:17 JST Tofu Golem

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     @nixCraft
     About 0.9 parsecs.

   • Duckboot (duckboot@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 12-Nov-2023 02:26:15 JST Duckboot

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     @nixCraft About 500 pigeons down and 20 pigeons up