“hey what’s that cheeping? Are you hatching more chicks?”
“what? I don’t hear uh…. none of the hens are laying anything anyways”
“yeah I told you you can’t hatch more until we sell the ones you got already, we’re at critical mass for damn chickens”
{CHEEP!}
“…..why do you have a chick inside anyway?”
“um…..I found a broody hen and she’s got about thirty eggs she’s sitting on”
“….k bye I’m hanging up love you”