@Wyatt
smirking health officials: we *had* to lie to people about how catching some phlegm would stop a disease spread by aerosols, even thought it clearly never had any affect on the spread of the disease. It was for public health! We just care about your health!
divorced unhappy couple: *die years earlier than they otherwise would*
smirking health officials: here's how much money the US economy saves when life expectancy is lower!