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@pasture @AC130 Hello, Fedizens, look at your Fediverse app, now back to me, now back at your app, now back to me. Sadly, they arent Mastodon, but if they stopped using Fediverse services ain't anybody ever heard of and switched to Mastodon, they could be cool like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on your phone with the Mastodon pre-installed. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s your normies friends' profiles on Mastodon. Look again, the normies uninstalled tiktok. Anything is possible when your Fediverse app is cool like Mastodon. I’m an extinct elephant.
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@graf @AC130 Hillary Clinton came into my work today. It was disgusting how the libtards worshipped the ground she walked on. I work full time at Wendy’s as the guy who manages the frosty machine. She came in and took pictures with the tons of people asking for them. She eventually ordered a small frosty and a small chili. She asked for the small frosty to be out in a large frosty cup. It was an odd request but whatever she’s the former First Lady. So I filled her large cup about 1/4 of the way with frosty and dished out her chili. She refused the chili. Said to put it in the cup with the frosty. I couldn’t believe my eyes. Reluctantly I did it, but I wasn’t happy about it. The smell. Oh god the smell. I made her disgusting concoction and slid it across the counter to her. She pulled out one of those huge straws they give you for icees and started slurping it down. Hours later we discovered the cash she used to pay was counterfeit.
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@pasture @AC130 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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@graf @AC130 OK - sir, you have written child erotic in all caps preceded by a bunch of o's (in all caps) and ante-ceded by four crying faces. I do not understand in what ways this follows from our previous correspondence. It appears to be a non sequitur. Could you please explain what you meant by your missive?
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@AC130 @graf SHITPOST ARE SO SHIT THEY KEEP SHITTING ON POST STOP SHITTING ON POST YOU SHIT POSTER FUCK SHIT POSTS ARE SHIT OK SHITPOSTERS STOP THIS FUCKING MADNESS WHORE >:(
SHITPOSTERS ARE SHITTING ON SHIT THEN SHITTING ON POST FULL OF SHIT AND HATE STOP IT >:(
SHITPOSTERS GO SHIT ON YOUR MOM YOU SHIT POSTER! POST YOUR SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!
GET A LIFE SHITPOSTERS OF SHIT POSTERS >:(! GO PRAY TO THE FUCKING SHIT POSTING GODS THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND ABOUT YOUR LIFE SHITPOSTING SHITS OF THE SHIT POSTING SHIT POST OF SHITS
TRY TO DO SOMETHING POGGERS STUPID ASS SHIT POSTING FUCKS >:( SHITPOSTING BAD 100%
THATS ALL
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@pasture @graf didnt ask
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@AC130 @graf stfu brother in Christ
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@AC130 @pasture stop spamming
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@graf @pasture I'm gonna throw you around
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