Turns out, I never finished highschool!
This whole GED thing is a fucking scam. $7 to take a practice test. For each subject.
Self paced classes are $120 each.
You have to take a practice test before they let you take the real test.
Then, after passing a test, they put up a timed deal "24 hours only! Retake your test for free if you book now!"
You can get access to a single subject flash cards for $15. A month.
At least I found out today I'm not functionally retarded like I thought.