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1. dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 23:29:30 JST dick flattening enthusiast
   I have a sharp, piercing hatred for people who complain over "talking about the weather". No, you fucking idiot, it isn't a useless pleasantry made with no substance. It isn't a waste of time or an insincere conversation starter.
   
   It's an extremely relatable, human experience that is meant to connect you with the other fellow traveller. It is an ingrained, almost primal way of entering into a shared experience with someone and something that all of humankind can engage with in some way, unless you're a brainfried urbanophile or some kind of gormless pavement ape with no redeeming qualities.
   
   If you can't effectively communicate your recent meteorological observations to someone with enough flare to keep them engaged, you either spend too little time outside or too much time being a useless fucking faggot.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2023 01:39:52 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @dickflatteningenthusiast It also says that you spend too much time inside.

     Good weather means you can spend time with your family outside. Late night beers on the porch are much better for forging intimate conversations than the kitchen.

     People give up their secrets easier when they’re looking at the stars