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1. T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (epic music enjoyer) (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:05:49 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (epic music enjoyer)
   >norwoodzero.net registrations are open, feel free to join
   >(assuming you have a perfect hairline).
   
   welp
   seems like I cant join then
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   • MercurialBlack (mercurialblack@pleroma.mercurial.blog)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:05:51 JST MercurialBlack

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     @theorytoe looks like i just found my new instance
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   • WhiteExodite (bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:05:52 JST WhiteExodite

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     @theorytoe step aside :holo_smug:
   • burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:05:54 JST burner

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     @theorytoe must be norwood zero to join norwood zero
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   • burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:22 JST burner

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     • burner
     @theorytoe if you don't fit on this scale (norwood divergent) you are also welcome to join
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   • T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (epic music enjoyer) (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:25 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (epic music enjoyer)

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     • burner
     @burner oh shit
     we might just be back
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   • kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:27 JST kaia

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     • burner
     @theorytoe @burner
     men without mature hairline are sus. like Elon levels of sus
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   • burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:29 JST burner

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     • MercurialBlack
     @MercurialBlack @theorytoe we only block the essentials so it's a very usable instance
   • T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (epic music enjoyer) (theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:36 JST T man :sex: :puffgiga: :puffpowerroll: (epic music enjoyer)

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     • kaia
     • burner
     @kaia @burner nah its just that my hairline is flat out bad
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   • kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:38 JST kaia

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     • burner
     @theorytoe @burner
     how does your head look like shaven? go full monkmode
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   • Rusty Crab (rustycrab@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:38 JST Rusty Crab

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     • kaia
     • burner
     @kaia @theorytoe @burner every male in my family was like 60 years old before their hairline started pulling back though so it doesn't happen to everybody
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   • burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:43 JST burner

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     • kaia
     @kaia @theorytoe theo is kind of like a shorter, lankier joe rogan
   • burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:45 JST burner

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     • kaia
     • Rusty Crab
     @RustyCrab @theorytoe @kaia my dad's nearly 60 and norwood zero. Praying I have his luck.
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   • kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:51 JST kaia

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     • Rusty Crab
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     @burner @theorytoe @RustyCrab
     many of my male relatives look like this, but bf's side has better hair. the inheritance pattern of androgenetic alopecia is unclear, so I hope potential kids get his hair.
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   • burner (burner@norwoodzero.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-Jul-2023 15:06:59 JST burner

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     • kaia
     • Rusty Crab
     @kaia @theorytoe @RustyCrab iirc the hairline comes from the mother's side. Assuming that's true, I'll be norwood 2 ish by the time I'm 30 and not recede any further. When it starts I'll migrate to norwood.one, after that I drink everything in my medicine cabinet and see how it goes.