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1. Meemoo (meemoo@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 00:22:19 JST Meemoo
   You will never be Japanese. You have no native accent, you have no Japanese blood, you have no patriatic loyalty. You are a foreign man twisted by memes into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
   
   All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
   
   The Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out gaijins with incredible efficiency. Even gaijin who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to the Japanese. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Japanese person to hang out with you, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they get a whiff of your accent.
   
   You will never be happy. You wrench out an お早う！ every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
   
   Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a non-Japanese is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably foreign.
   
   This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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   • Gyaru Enjoyer (locagainstwall@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 00:24:29 JST Gyaru Enjoyer

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     @Meemoo
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   • Meemoo (meemoo@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 00:36:14 JST Meemoo

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     • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
     @LukeAlmighty oh shit good point
     
     lemme steal that real quick
   • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 (lukealmighty@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 00:36:15 JST LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

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     @Meemoo
     Rope?
     Seriously? You write such a great meme, and think I would not end my life by a blade?

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   • Snugglefist (snugglefist@freezepeach.online)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 00:38:56 JST Snugglefist

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     • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
     Yeah, it should've been seppuku desu senpai
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   • smugumin (smugumin@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 00:46:15 JST smugumin

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     • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿
     @Meemoo @LukeAlmighty "Your parents are dishonored and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your shameful display behind closed doors. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a katana, put it in your abdomen, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and dishonor."
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   • Meemoo (meemoo@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 00:46:40 JST Meemoo

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     • smugumin
     @smugumin @LukeAlmighty great ideas :naruhodo:
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   • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 (lukealmighty@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 00:53:25 JST LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

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     • smugumin

     @Meemoo @smugumin
     Ok, now it's perfect....

     But fuck you!!! You are so wrong about every single word in that little copypasta of yours. I will be japanese any you cannot stop me.

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   • LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿 (lukealmighty@gameliberty.club)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 01:10:50 JST LukeAlmighty 🇨🇿

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     @Meemoo @smugumin
     :jahyrage:

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   • Meemoo (meemoo@varishangout.net)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jul-2023 01:11:25 JST Meemoo

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     • smugumin
     @LukeAlmighty @smugumin
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