I want you to picture this.
You want outside on day and notice something out of the corner of your eye. Upon walking over, you notice a man on his knees rubbing to sticks together at the corner of your house.
When you ask what he's doing, he replies with "I'm trying to burn your house down and kill you and your family, now get back inside and die!"

This might be worth a hearty chuckle, but ultimately, since he still is trying to kill you, the ultimately correct answer is to chain his feel to your bumper and drive until you stop feeling resistance when you hit the gas.

Anyway, that's how I interpret the JQ and the example I repeat when people respond that all my reasons are just conspiracy theories.