@lain yeah just keep joking like this and Garfield will become a God of the post-apocalyptic world
cat aspect: pro-locality, pro-patriotism, pro-food security, anti-rodent "find a home and stay there"
fat aspect: pro-food security, abundance "have a lot of the necessities"
lasagna aspect: pro-luxury, anti-lactose-intolerant "have good things and avoid people who are incompatible with good things"
sad aspect: pro-seriousness, anti-illusion "don't follow people who promise a utopia"
sleep aspect: anti-avarice, anti-exploitation "don't work 24/7. stop and enjoy things"

hopefully the dog abuse and "orange cat? like orange man?" don't make it into the mix