We chafe at this stuff but this is a necessary function of having a woman in your life - she helps you not get too out-there and self-absorbed. Someday, when you too become a boomer, just remember that your woman can save you from your own cringe by secretly removing your “funny” new bumper stickers on the back of your 5 year old corvette
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 06:04:47 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks -
Meat_Mom (meat_mom@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 06:10:05 JST Meat_Mom @WashedOutGundamPilot Taking it off maybe okey.
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 06:10:05 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Meat_Mom It’s a cringe sticker, she did him a favor. A saner version of him would be grateful.
The meme is already aged and dated, far past its expiration. If he were in his right mind, or simply smarter and looking past the NOW, he’d thank her.
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🇮🇷🇻🇦AnimeTradCath:flag_swr: 🇮🇷 (animetradcath@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 06:14:12 JST 🇮🇷🇻🇦AnimeTradCath:flag_swr: 🇮🇷 @WashedOutGundamPilot so I shouldn't wear a shirt that says "Eat, Sleep, Rape, Repeat" to the first date? -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2023 06:14:12 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @AnimeTradCath No, you CAN wear it at home though. I wear all kinds of gaudy douche crap at home. It’s kind of like letting your armor down and building intimacy w/ your woman
You just keep that in the nest, look mature outside in public./
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jul-2023 10:53:31 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @Wisconsin_Kraut Adventure gear is a little out of her purview, b/c it’s for the boys doing boy stuff. Likewise guitar cases, tire racks, garage cabinets, fridges, etc are all outside her purview.
Your lady is the one who prevents you becoming the narcissistic boomer with the cringe, dated, unfunny shit on your car. Sanctimonious bumper stickers, ugly, unprofessional jokes, she’ll save you from yourself.
You don’t wanna be the 50 yo dude w/ an M3 sporting a 16” “HOOF-HEARTED?” bumper sticker
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:sonnenrad: ✝️ Wisconsin_Kraut ✝️ :sonnenrad: (wisconsin_kraut@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jul-2023 10:53:32 JST :sonnenrad: ✝️ Wisconsin_Kraut ✝️ :sonnenrad: @WashedOutGundamPilot if she takes the free lemonade patch off the leg of my wetsuit its a divorce. -
Monsignor_DickFace (monsignor_dickface@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jul-2023 10:57:55 JST Monsignor_DickFace @WashedOutGundamPilot I'm going to have a 2025 vette one day!?
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