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@mushroom_soup
>grandma dies
>"grandma, if you're up there, I want you to know"
>Protestant Police surround your room
>OPEN UP
>WE KNOW YOU'RE SENDING PRAYERS TO SOMEONE OTHER THAN GOD
>PAPIST SCUM
take 2:
>grandma dies
>"God, please relay the following to my grandma: Hi grandma STOP if you're up there I hope you're having a good time STOP if you're not there don't worry I'll pray more to God on your behalf STOP I'm sure the wiccan stuff was some harmless larping STOP"
>Protestant Police surround room
>OPEN UP
>WE KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO PRAY FOR THE DEAD
>MORMON SCUM
take 3:
>"Saint Michael protect me"
>Protest Police surround room
>"for I venture into battle"
>OPEN UP
>"against my enemies and yours"
>WE KNOW YOU'RE PRAYING TO SAINTS IN THERE
>"lock and load"
- Machismo repeated this.
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@mushroom_soup that "lock and load" was cringe, sorry. I blame John Ringo, who had one of his protagonists invoke Saint Michael all the time. So that it looks better by comparison, consider: praying to Mother Mary is just like when chat asks the vtuber if her mom is single. It's respectful. It would be crazy to just ignore the respected person's mom, and all the people that have died before you. What do you want to see in the after life, just a room with Jesus and then a bunch of clouds? I feel like if you're opposed to humanity, you don't want to see Jesus either, and you're angling for a little apartment with a TV and a front door that never opens.