Ukrainians: This is a war for our very existence, if we misstep we’ll all die and be raped to death by evil orcs
Also Ukrainians: Guys, war is like, FUN. You get to hang out with attainably hot-ugly girls and hike around the countryside picking flowers and vaping with frogfaced GFs!!!
(and they have dental coverage, look at those braces! You can totally have those in combat!)