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1. CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 16-Jun-2023 02:35:25 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
   "Hey boss I didn't get that paycheck I was supposed to get today."
   "What. CMD, go call HR and call me up if you need help..."
   
   *Calls HR*
   "Hey HRbro, I need the paycheck."
   "I am sorry but I must inform you that I shitted and cummed my pants just now"
   
   :ayaya:
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   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 16-Jun-2023 02:35:22 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

     in reply to
     :ayaya: "You hired me because I was the first image scientist to walk through the door, didn't you?"
     
     "Yes."
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   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 16-Jun-2023 02:35:23 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

     in reply to
     "Yeah CMD we like don't have the money to pay you right now. Also due to this contract law here, we have a 5 day grace period to pay you, which we actually need."
     
     :gunleft::ayaya: "Why didn't you say that shit *before* today?"
     
     "Because we are an incompetent small business which subsists through government contracts."
     
     :ayaya: "Oh."
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   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 16-Jun-2023 02:35:24 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

     in reply to
     :gunleft::ayaya_woke: "Give me my fucking pay or I'm telling boss"
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   • Rusty Crab (rustycrab@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Friday, 16-Jun-2023 02:35:36 JST Rusty Crab

     in reply to
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating that's generally kind of a bad sign, being late for payments and all
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   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Friday, 16-Jun-2023 02:35:38 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

     in reply to

     • Rusty Crab
     @RustyCrab It's a very small outfit which is run very loosely.
     
     I understand what's up but it does piss me off.
   • CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Jun-2023 07:50:19 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

     in reply to
     "Well HRBro at least you told boss the contents of this conversation and he knows what's up. I can tolerate getting paid late as long as communication is up on this, just so long as everyone else is chill."
     
     5 days later:
     :ayaya: "Hey boss, crazy that we're not getting paid this week eh?"
     :gurayaya: "What the fuck are you talking about CMD? I thought *I* was the only one who didn't get paid this week."
     :ayaya:💦 "Wait I thought HRBro told you what was up."
     :gurayaya:💢 "What the fuck? HRBro told *you* before he told *me*?"
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