Let's make some wacky predictions about 2023 and see what we get right / wrong. So, for the theme of "year of reckoning" here's my crazy schizopost crackpot theories:

1. Jim will survive into 2024. We'll get one more Jim stream in 2023 after something batshit crazy happens.

2. Ralph won't be arrested immediately, but he will lose the Faith's journal case and won't be able to return to the United States without risking arrest. Pantsu will take the baby and leave him to return home, to a very awkward family reunion. Ralph's ensuing drug induced meltdown is what kills him and he doesn't make it to 2024. Josh takes a victory lap.

3. DSP will finally get permabanned from Twitch and be forced to stream on a much stricter YouTube, that he also eventually gets banned from. DSP ends up streaming on DLive.

4. Chris-chan will be declared a ward of the state and sent to live in a special needs center where he won't have unmonitored access to the Internet and communications.

5. Kanye West, with absolutely zero support structure and running out of money, commits suicide after Nick and Milo dragged his life to complete ruin.

6. Beardson will betray Nick Fuentes over a woman.

7. Michael Alberto will hit 50,000 subscribers

8. Pippa Pipkin hits 300,000 subscribers.

9. Twitter will become insolvent and Elon will sell it for pennies on the dollar to someone else. It will still be shit.

10. YouTube will crack down harder than it has in its entire history in advance of the 2024 presidential election, and some major creators that have seemed safe in the past will be removed from the platform seemingly overnight. Odysee and Rumble will directly benefit from this, but the Biden admin will go after them both as part of a larger social media crackdown.

11. Josh will get engaged.

12. CozyTV will be shut down.

13. Kevin McCarthy will become speaker of the house with Democrat party votes. He will promise to keep the Jan 6th committee intact as part of the agreement. They will indict Nick Fuentes and he will be videotaped by major media getting dragged out of his mom's basement at 3am. Jim returns to do one stream to laugh about it, and all of the other crazy shit that's happened.

14. Mersh will buy a new (used) car. It will also be a piece of shit.

15. Ralphamania will be an unmitigated disaster.