Remembered I’ve been sitting on the mother of all fakecel humblebrags for a while
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:27:05 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:32:23 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @monsterislandcolonizer That’s why I haven’t, also it’s embarrassing. I just wanted to let the boys know I could be even worse
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:32:24 JST Hollyjollytailspike @WashedOutGundamPilot Seems like bad taste to brag about that here tbh -
Christmas Coon (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:37:07 JST Christmas Coon @WashedOutGundamPilot @monsterislandcolonizer -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:37:07 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @MeBigbrain @monsterislandcolonizer I already got you a jeef tho
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Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:46:42 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @SpaceElf @monsterislandcolonizer Incel communities online became a kinda strong subculture all their own, and like any other some think that’s cool and want in. There’s an op-ed from some roastie about how “Incel is the new Punk and that’s a real problem” because “incelcore” was a subgenre now.
Fakecels are the guys who hang out w/ the incel dudes - generally ugly, unlucky fellows who don’t realistically have a chance at ever finding a woman (sometimes deservedly so, sometimes not) - only to slip up and uncover themselves as a guy who has no problem getting a woman.
It’s like if the poor guys outside the home depot found out the guy hanging out for manual labor jobs is a trust fund kid who’s only there to feel useful and get some exercise
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💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:46:43 JST 💮Space Elf🐝 @monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot can I get a quick rundown on what a fakecel is? -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:46:44 JST Hollyjollytailspike @WashedOutGundamPilot Its ok woggy I'm in the same boat. Its important that us fakecels stick together. Incels can't relate to having to face down the femoid menace on the daily. -
Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:57:38 JST Hollyjollytailspike @SpaceElf @WashedOutGundamPilot Not explicitly, but woggy and I are def fakecels Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:57:39 JST 💮Space Elf🐝 @WashedOutGundamPilot @monsterislandcolonizer So I would need to express that I was an incel, in order to be a fakecel? -
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 11:59:58 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks @SpaceElf @monsterislandcolonizer IDK, we don’t necessarily have a real dyed-in-the-wool incel clique here so it’s mostly kidding. Basically thisting, talking about how you want a girl but will never get one, only to snag one immediately.
I got the fakecel moniker b/c I was single for a while and then 180’d into domesticity really quick. Post a lot of the ‘misogyny’ that I find, too. Post lots of 2d tiddies too, so I post like stone col’ incel fuh-reeeeeeeek
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 12:05:55 JST Hollyjollytailspike @SpaceElf @WashedOutGundamPilot Talk like an incel, gets pussy.
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Racist Jimmy Buffett (jimmybuffettfanaccount@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 12:05:55 JST Racist Jimmy Buffett @monsterislandcolonizer @SpaceElf @WashedOutGundamPilot As a Jimmy Buffett fan it’s transparently obvious that I get pussy but I still get called a fakecel, I don’t think acting like an incel is a requirement, it’s applied very loosely to anyone who hangs out with or near incels but who has sex. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
Right-wing SJW :windmill_of_friendship: (rightwingsjw@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 12:17:36 JST Right-wing SJW :windmill_of_friendship: @SpaceElf @monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot it's mostly a joke on fedi Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks likes this. -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 12:17:37 JST 💮Space Elf🐝 @monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot I only ask because I realize there’s a lot of incel adjacent or incel people I talk to here and I hope I’m not putting out the impression that I’m trying to fit in, co-opt their lonliness or anything.
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Hollyjollytailspike (monsterislandcolonizer@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 12:17:38 JST Hollyjollytailspike @SpaceElf @WashedOutGundamPilot Idk man its a vibe -
💮Space Elf🐝 (spaceelf@leafposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 12:17:39 JST 💮Space Elf🐝 @monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot So it's about commiserating with Incels as though you suffer like them, rather than your expressing empathy toward them?
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