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1. Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell: (matty@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 01:30:39 JST Matty-kun :Christmas_kitty_bell:
   Pretty sure I'm developing terminal ass blast from trying to learn anonymous functions in Elixir. This language syntax makes me want to use a framing nailer to give my testicles the ol' blood eagle supreme.
   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 01:30:37 JST Moon

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     • Alex Gleason
     @alex @matty just another brick in the "preventing me from embracing elixir" wall
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   • Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 01:30:38 JST Alex Gleason

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     @matty The anonymous function syntax is crazy, but pipes and matches are the best. I really want javascript to add pipes. https://blog.logrocket.com/investigating-javascript-pipe-operator-proposal/
   • Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 01:30:38 JST Moon

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     • Alex Gleason
     @alex @matty please god add this but it will never be added, they keep rejecting it
   • Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 01:30:38 JST Alex Gleason

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     • Moon
     @Moon @matty whats(the(problem(dont(you(want(to(code(like(this())))))))))
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   • NEETzsche (neetzsche@iddqd.social)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2023 01:31:23 JST NEETzsche

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     Functional programming is a meme for autists.

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