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@coolboymew Poor acting, poor directing, really shitty dinosaur puppets, and cheap-looking fake gore. There's a part where annoying hippies get eaten by dinos, one where a cop gets sodomized by a raptor claw, and Ron Howard acts like a weirdo in a few scenes, but this movie has little else to offer unless you legitimately enjoy terrible movies. Someone in chat said the novel was way better, and I believe him.
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad 4 5s???
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@noyoushutthefuckupdad @coolboymew I gave it a 5.
It sucked. 😏
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@thomasroiloup @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad One of them was me and I was not trolling. Simply a genre-defining movie.
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@ElDeadKennedy @thomasroiloup @noyoushutthefuckupdad :akkowtf:
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@coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad One of them was me and I was trolling, take that. 😎
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@coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad @thomasroiloup That's coherent, be confused, for this movie is not made to please the idolmaxxer; 'tis, in fact, made for the connoisseur of the fine arts, for those with refined taste in the ways of the camera, and, specially, for those keen to the ear-pleasing effects of fine soundcraftmanship.
It's total shit, I completely lost what the plot was about. There was, however, funny puppets being used as dinosaurs and there was even a gunshot sound straight from CS 1.6
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@coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad @thomasroiloup Every time there was a puppet scene I would suddenly straighten my posture so I could look closer at the screen and laugh
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@ElDeadKennedy @coolboymew @noyoushutthefuckupdad Carnosaur ran so Jurassic Park could walk.