@matrix
In the bygone era of cheat codes I feel like there'd just have been a "lard ass" selectable in the options.
They'd probably still bitch because it's not the default nor could they find it because trying to find the options is too hard.
Make it the default with the option to turn it off and they'd STILL bitch because it's not being forced.
Also they'll still not play games so none of it will result in sales.