I got a good chuckle out of this one. You can enjoy it too, its left side right side in that order.

a typical "defender of the white race" in the ukraine

well, yes, and I have anarchists in the squad, so what???

i came from alabama

no damn it these fucking Russians are all fucking commies

hides Indian/Aboriginal/African roots

56% white population at home

hey, I can't be executed, I'm an American

share barracks with blacks, Arabs, Asians, Chechen terrorists and Georgians

works for the army with a Jewish commander-in-chief